A Healthy Dose of Mortification

Now here is where we get to some of the more embarrassing stories:

I often lose my phone. I often have no idea where I put it and sometimes it’s not even with me. Hannah on the other hand usually always has her phone and usually always answers it unless she is in class. So one night she can’t find her phone, so she asks me to call it. I’m like ok I can do that. So I call her phone and where does she find it?? In her bra. Yes she lost her phone in her bra. Hahaha yeah definitely embarrassing, but possibly not as embarrassing as my moment…

So I can be spacey sometimes and especially after I go running because all my energy is sapped and if you don’t like get me to look at you sometimes I just don’t pay attention. So I lose track of stuff. Anyway I had just finished showering and Hannah starts talking to me about something—I don’t even recall what it was about but I’m standing there in a towel and she saying something to me. I’m like half way responding and thinking about something else and I just ask myself out loud…I go “What was I doing? Oh yeah…getting dressed.” To this day Hannah will not let me forget that I basically had to remind myself I was getting dressed. I mean well yeah that’s me. I want to defend myself and say I’m not really that spacey and it’s not like I’m stupid, but it is what it is. If you know me then I’m not really worried, which is why I’m putting this story up in the first place.